Heard the one about Christmas?

For the final part of our challenge to put together the perfect Christmas we'd like to know your favourite cracker joke! Whether it's the one about the horse with the long face or a tall tale with an Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman, we'd like to know!

We now know the ideal food, drink and song to listen to this festive season, but what's the best joke to tell? If you've found a great joke in a cracker (or just been told a cracker!) we'd love you to tell us in the comments below. We'll then post the rest, along with everything else that makes an ideal Christmas, on Friday!